Selasa, 22 November 2016

Last Chance for Unlimited Press Releases (Expires Tonight)

 
Last reminder: It expires at midnight tonight.
 
 

Wow, we have gotten a bigger response from this than I even thought we might.

I am now more concerned than ever that we have made a mistake. Good thing this only went out to a contained list of people we trust. That includes you (I trust you.)

This Unlimited Press Release early-holiday offer will most likely never be available again... even if you call in and beg.

Last reminder: It expires at midnight tonight.

Click Here to Lock it in Forever!

Bobby

 
 

Minggu, 20 November 2016

Unicorn Plan. Disappears Tuesday, forever

 
Some will claim to have seen it. (FEW will believe.)
 
 

It's called the Holiday Unicorn Plan.

Similar to those proud, mythical beasts of fantasy yarns, most plebeians will never get the chance to see it. Let alone own it.

Many will search for years in desperation.

Some will claim to have seen it. (FEW will believe.)

But it is real...

Click to see for yourself.

Without slaughtering it, sawing off its horn and glueing that pointy prize somewhere inside your den, your friends may never fully respect you.

Own the Holiday Unicorn Forever.

Bobby "Hunting is Not Mean When It Comes to Fantasy Creatures" MacDonald
Co-Founder, PressAdvantage.com

P.S. But seriously, this is one of the best offers we have ever made. We may never make it again. It's an Unlimited Press Release Plan, and it expires Tuesday, forever. You are on a small sub-list of customers that we trust not to screw us over, and I think you'll be surprised at how fantastic an opportunity this is:

View the Unlimited Plan

P.P.S. I love animals, don't worry

 
 

Sabtu, 19 November 2016

[Expires Tuesday] Unlimited Press Releases

 
No, that's not just some sensational subject line.
 
 

No, that's not just some sensational subject line.

I mean it... unlimited press releases for your business.

All year round.

But this is a pre-black-friday offer and it closes this Tuesday.

It's called the Unlimited Plan, and we haven't offered it since LAST Black Friday.

That's for a very good reason... I'm taking on a big risk by offering it.

Read the full details here.

Bobby MacDonald
Co-Founder, PressAdvantage.com

P.S. Don't forget, this offer will not be made again this year, and most likely never again. We've only offered it once before... Black Friday last year... and the doors on this opportunity will be firmly closed on Tuesday. Click here now to take advantage of this unbelievable offer today.

 
 

Jumat, 18 November 2016

[Pre-Black-Friday] The Deal of the Year Is Back!

 
And it's just not a very good deal for us... It's one hell of an opportunity for you, though.
 
 

It's back...

We haven't made this available to anyone since November of last year...

Because it's too risky for us.

Scammers would take advantage in a heartbeat.

And it's just not a very good deal for us... It's one hell of an opportunity for you, though.

But for 3 days, the black friday unlimited plan is opening up again!

And again, I'm a little nervous.

It was almost too popular last year, and we *almost* blew up the business.

(Long story.)

Anyway, here's how it's going to work this year:

This week only, I'm making a crazy offer to a small group of "trusted customer accounts" (you're obviously in it) that expires Tuesday and will never be made available again.

We can't offer it to everybody on our list, let alone the general public. It will never be posted on the website, and we won't even sell it to you past Tuesday, even if you beg.

Click here to see why.

Bobby MacDonald
Co-Founder, Press Advantage

P.S. It's not for everyone. If you can take advantage, though, it's a no-brainer. This expires Tuesday.