Minggu, 20 November 2016

Unicorn Plan. Disappears Tuesday, forever

 
Some will claim to have seen it. (FEW will believe.)
 
 

It's called the Holiday Unicorn Plan.

Similar to those proud, mythical beasts of fantasy yarns, most plebeians will never get the chance to see it. Let alone own it.

Many will search for years in desperation.

Some will claim to have seen it. (FEW will believe.)

But it is real...

Click to see for yourself.

Without slaughtering it, sawing off its horn and glueing that pointy prize somewhere inside your den, your friends may never fully respect you.

Own the Holiday Unicorn Forever.

Bobby "Hunting is Not Mean When It Comes to Fantasy Creatures" MacDonald
Co-Founder, PressAdvantage.com

P.S. But seriously, this is one of the best offers we have ever made. We may never make it again. It's an Unlimited Press Release Plan, and it expires Tuesday, forever. You are on a small sub-list of customers that we trust not to screw us over, and I think you'll be surprised at how fantastic an opportunity this is:

View the Unlimited Plan

P.P.S. I love animals, don't worry

 
 

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